And so begins the endless list
Of emails sent and unopened
Of ASOS updates and Groupon Getaways
Of Pinterest suggestions and Holiday bookings
With constant notifications of over 50 daily emails
Left unread to be deleted
Whilst tomorrow brings a fresh new batch
Of junk emails that I’m yet to unsubscribe
Just in case the day occurs
Where I might need a new outfit or discount holiday
Where I am short of ideas and suggestions
That’s when I’ll finally open an email.
Thank you for reading.